Cast your bets and break out the face paint and flags to support your team, because it’s about to go down. With a fresh blanket of snow arriving just in time for Powder Week, the stage is set for the Gelande Quaff World Championships. Months of training are represented through the respected sixteen teams gunning for a chance at history.

Insults are flying from the thirsty competitors as teams beat their chests and parade around with their arrogant hired coaches. As the team captain for Cloudveil, I haven’t let our crew pay much attention to these idle threats. We are confident in our quaffing abilities and would just as soon square off against each team individually to prove our dominance, but we will settle for the NCAA bracket method to spare half of the teams the embarrassment.

One thing is certain; one team will emerge victorious, and the battle to claim the crown will be one not to be missed.

Village Café, Wed at 4pm. Be there!

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